Squirrels in Church!

      A small town had only three Churches in it but they all
  suffered with the same problem.  You see, all three had a
  serious problem with squirrels getting into the Church.

      Now each Church, in its own fashion, had a meeting to
  deal with the problem.

      The first Church congregation decided that it was
  predestined that the squirrels be in the Church, and that
  they would just have to live with them.

      The Second Church decided they should deal with the
  squirrels lovingly . So they humanely trapped them and
  released them in a park at the edge of town.  However within
  3 days, they had all returned and were all back in the church.

      The Third Church came up with the best solution. They
  voted the squirrels in as members.  Now they only see them
  at Christmas and Easter.

      The moral of the story is: Don't be a squirrel, attend your
  Church regularly!