Saturday, August 19, 2006

Heaven's Entrance Exam

                             HEAVEN'S ENTRANCE EXAM

A man dies and goes to Heaven. Saint Peter
meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Ok,
here's how it works. You need 100 points to
make it into Heaven. You tell me all the good
things you've done, and I'll award you a certain
number of points for each item, depending on
how good it was. When you reach 100 points,
you get in."

"Okay," the man says...."I was married to the
same woman for 50 years and never once
cheated on her, even in my heart."

"That's wonderful," says Saint Peter, "That's
worth three points!" "Three points?" he asks.

"Well, I attended church all my life and
supported its ministry with my tithes and
service."

"Terrific!" says Saint Peter, "That's certainly
worth a point." "One point?!!

Hey, I started a soup kitchen in my city and
worked in a shelter for homeless veterans!"

"Fantastic, that's good for two more points, "
Saint Peter says. "Two points?!!" the man
cries.

"At this rate, the only way I'm going to get
into Heaven is by the Grace of God!"

"Bingo, 100 points! Come on in!"


that's so true... i was screwing my brains thinking of answers as well, sorta thinking... if i got that question when i am
at heaven's entrance what would i reply? well, at least for the parts of my good works... and realised, it's not that much
or at least not enough to warrant an entry into heaven.... only by God's grace and His sacrifice at Calvary may i enter..
... yay!!! thank You, God for being such a good God... or else nobody will enter heaven... and everyone will be stuck
doing exam outside and failing... by the grace of God... we passed!!!


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