Proof That Scripture Can Protect You

      Now an elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
  evening of Church services when an intruder startled her. She
  caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables
  and yelled, Stop!  ACTS 2:38!**"  The burglar stopped in his
  tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained
  what she had done.

      As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the
  burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did
  was yell a Scripture at you."

  "Scripture?" replied the burglar.  "I though she said she had
  an  Ax and Two 38's!"
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     ( ** Incidentally ACTS 2:38 reads; "REPENT AND BE
  BAPTIZED IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST SO THAT
  YOUR SINS MAY BE FORGIVEN."